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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2089 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!