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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 987 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!