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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3177 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Votes: | 9487 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!