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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1485 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 8267 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 513 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!