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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3059 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Ores Mined: | 8131 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!