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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7416 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 4474 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!