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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8725 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 185 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!