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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1665 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 4493 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 70881 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3431 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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