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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4410 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
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