Boring SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	465624	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	4515
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	887210	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	5474	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Potions Brewed:	112	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Divine Spears Created:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	169	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

YankCraft Server

American fighters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, Duty, fallen heroes, foreign policy, HOMELAND, Honor, International, Military, Peacekeeping, Recovery, repatriation, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, united states, War, YankCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight like an american hero in ukraine but without the dying part!!! we bring u the most realistic war experience in minecraft, complete with explosions, airstrikes, and even a special mission to bring back the bodies of fallen soldiers (don’t worry, it’s just pixels lol). join now and show off ur skills in battle, just make sure to watch out for creepers and griefers, they’re the real enemy here. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s bring those american fighters home in style!

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, diplomatic relations, Economic importance, foreign policy, government position, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Maritime trade, national pride, Négotiation, ownership, panama, panama canal, political stance, president, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so, like, you know how we have this totally rad minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the Panama Canal of minecraft servers. our president (yeah, we have a president) says there’s no negotiation about ownership of this server. it’s ours, baby.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.

Players:	104/700	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1598	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0