come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    Classic Hunger Games – Bringing back the OG Hunger Pangs but with a twist!

    MINECRAFT SERVER OVERVIEW

    Server IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM

    About Classic Hunger Games

    We are a brand new network reviving the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was a hit in 2012-2013. Join our lobby, where up to 100 players can engage in an epic survival battle. Use the world to your advantage and strive to be the last one standing. Build, explore, and fight for survival. Do you have what it takes to be the last survivor?

    There’s no pay-to-win or purchase options—everyone has equal opportunities. Choose from different kits to enhance your experience, such as the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Rules

    The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed.

    Important Links

    IP MC-HGCLASSIC.COM
    DISCORD https://discord.gg/HDSSb8PxbE

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is Classic Hunger Games?

    A: Classic Hunger Games is a revival of the classic Hunger Games/Hardcore Games mode that was popular in 2012-2013. It is an epic survival battle where up to 100 players can compete to be the last survivor.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win options on the server?

    A: No, there are no pay-to-win options on our server. Everyone has equal opportunities to succeed.

    Q: What kits are available on the server?

    A: Some kits available on the server include the Enderman kit, Aquatic kit, Blacksmith kit, Explosive kit, Horse Rider kit, Miner kit, and more.

    Q: What are the rules of the server?

    A: The only rule on our server is no hacking allowed. All other gameplay is fair game.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Punch – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Great Filter Edition will have you questioning reality! Join us for a Dragon Ball adventure like no other, where you can summon Shenron by collecting all 7 dragon balls and pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! But that’s not all, you can also have a team of up to 8 characters, including Namekians and Fridges as avatars. And if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar – talk about a crossover!

    But wait, there’s more! Season 3 of DLC for Kakarot has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II), and Season 6 of DB The Breakers has just been released with a whole new set of survivors and raiders to play as. Plus, you can upload all your drawfaggotry to the XV Booru – because why not?

    So come join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mods). See you there, and may the Shenron be ever in your favor!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Void Gems Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settler Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

    But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 6382

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

    OopsCraft – Because YOLO!
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

    And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

    But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

    So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Animals Bred: 26 Star Shards Collected: 285
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

    NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv
    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

    if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

    Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Crops Grown: 4292 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SisterHIPPACraft

    SisterHIPPACraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

    Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatFactsMC SMP

    CatFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

    2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

    3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyJerkzMC

    BlockyJerkzMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 110 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elephant Wrinkle Wars

    Elephant Wrinkle Wars
    come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

    not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

    if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Farms Harvested: 204 Villages Defended: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

    But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

    The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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