come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY