come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Towns Built: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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