come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Zombie Dances: 6
Holy Grails Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY