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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 485 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Join us for epic dance parties at the virtual club where even the creepers know how to bust a move. Want to go on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe? Sure, just watch out for the evil chickens who guard it with their lives.
Oh, and did we mention our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.