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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7280 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8614 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 392 |
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.
come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.
plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉
