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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5429 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 9680 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.