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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6433 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.