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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9974 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.
