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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5302 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1556 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.