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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7099 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9307 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.