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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1645 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.