Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Love Letters Sent: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3241
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 180 New Chunks Explored: 885146
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Villages Defended: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3153 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Items Found: 5692

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3685 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 150 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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