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Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Mines Excavated: 4655
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Potions Brewed: 38 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Servers

  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 New Chunks Explored: 999790
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ores Mined: 3116 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Runes Activated: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 103

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Farms Harvested: 557
    Towns Built: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9098 Gods Slained: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Animals Bred: 162
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34 Zombie Dances: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Enchantments Applied: 217
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7308 Void Armor Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Farms Harvested: 910 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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