Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers

  • PotterworldMC

    PotterworldMC

    Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 233 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 969 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Emeralds Found: 4766
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 252
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Animals Bred: 89
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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