Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Void Armor Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Dimension Hops: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Potions Brewed: 140 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6803

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Emeralds Found: 3042
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1999
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1291 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Animals Bred: 166

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2026 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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