Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Farms Harvested: 344
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8155 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8024 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Villages Defended: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 230 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 284

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4794 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Crops Grown: 1222 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Chimeras Created: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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