Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Farms Harvested: 483 Gods Slained: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Magic Items Found: 7112
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Runes Activated: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9994
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Alien Abductions: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5163 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 851 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Potions Brewed: 162 Gods Slained: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6325 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Chimeras Created: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3078 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9182 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 612016 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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