Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Enchantments Applied: 273
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Secret Passages Found: 7
Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 480 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 189 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Potions Brewed: 133 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Animals Bred: 80 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Arefy Network

    Arefy Network

    Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Farms Harvested: 836
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Hypersteal

    Hypersteal

    Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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