Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 147
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Dragon Eggs Found: 8056
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Emeralds Found: 1648 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Mines Excavated: 3296 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8418
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 8089

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Ores Mined: 2105 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Runes Activated: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Emeralds Found: 1910
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Players Killed by Monsters: 9898
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Ores Mined: 6419 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Villages Defended: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 1758

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 250 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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