Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7334 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 1841 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Magic Items Found: 6364
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3218

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Farms Harvested: 993
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Gods Slained: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8864 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Potions Brewed: 99
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Crops Grown: 8735
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 386 Mines Excavated: 1703

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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