Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Crops Grown: 5027
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Towns Built: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 357
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 502757
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1659 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Animals Bred: 140
    Zombie Dances: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Star Shards Collected: 140 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Zombie Dances: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 New Chunks Explored: 154318
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Farms Harvested: 136
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3117 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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