Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Farms Harvested: 662
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Buildings Constructed: 31

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PokeMaster

    PokeMaster

    Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Villages Defended: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Stonecrest

    Stonecrest

    Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8502 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • AFCRAFT

    AFCRAFT

    Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • VisualPvP

    VisualPvP

    VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MegaMC

    MegaMC

    Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Enchantments Applied: 135
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3997 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • KryptonPVP

    KryptonPVP

    KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Shadow Kingdom

    Shadow Kingdom

    Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mines Excavated: 2858
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

    RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

    RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 62 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SuperCraft

    SuperCraft

    This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AcentraMC

    AcentraMC

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Arcaneva Geopolitical

    Arcaneva Geopolitical

    Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SkyBlade

    SkyBlade

    We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Storyfortune

    Storyfortune

    Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Runes Activated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 9982
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ObiWorld

    ObiWorld

    Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8501 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3236 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LifeStealMC

    LifeStealMC

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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