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Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
Chimeras Created: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Dimension Hops: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ores Mined: 7904
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 82 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7651
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4470
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1692
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Villages Defended: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Crops Grown: 1237
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Lifestealing

    Lifestealing

    Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9429 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 177 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Trans Minecraft

    Trans Minecraft

    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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