BoomerSlang Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	3965	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Animals Bred:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crops Grown:	5909
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5534
Runes Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Star Shards Collected:	66	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.