Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
Alien Abductions: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Enchantments Applied: 55
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Animals Bred: 89
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 161 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Emeralds Found: 1816
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Potions Brewed: 65
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Farms Harvested: 394
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ores Mined: 4612
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PokeParadise

    PokeParadise

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Towns Built: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mines Excavated: 3005
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cwoare Network

    Cwoare Network

    Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9885 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 292

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CherryLand

    CherryLand

    Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 153
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Faeberry

    Faeberry

    Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 86 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Meadow SMP

    Meadow SMP

    Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crops Grown: 5756 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AppleMC

    AppleMC

    join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Emeralds Found: 5742
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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