Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 81 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Star Shards Collected: 104 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Potions Brewed: 98 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Animals Bred: 81
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3855 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Crops Grown: 2463 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9444 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5077 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 549 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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