Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Runes Activated: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Nest SMP

    The Nest SMP

    Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 5169
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Franks PokePark

    Franks PokePark

    Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Lotus Network

    Lotus Network

    Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mines Excavated: 2311
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ApexPvP

    ApexPvP

    ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PumpkinSMP

    PumpkinSMP

    The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 194 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 248
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Emeralds Found: 8578
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • WildWood SMP

    WildWood SMP

    WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • unGODLY SMP

    unGODLY SMP

    As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Crops Grown: 5008 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Legend of the Wild

    Legend of the Wild

    We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 784642 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Ozryn Middle School

    Ozryn Middle School

    OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5664 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7631
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AetherConquest

    AetherConquest

    Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Hemisphere Survival

    Hemisphere Survival

    Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 178 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AusGG

    AusGG

    AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DrakesCraft Network

    DrakesCraft Network

    Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HalfastMC UHC Survival

    HalfastMC UHC Survival

    Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

    FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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