Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Tiny Kingdom

    Tiny Kingdom

    Welcome to Tiny Kingdom!We offer many Features such as: – Survival – Anarchy Sky Block – Factions / Territory Claim – RPG Skillsystem – Many Custom Enchantments – DeathChest – Leaderboards – Live Map and much more!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 334
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Wither Land

    Wither Land

    WitherLand is a Minecraft Survival server from Bangladesh that puts all others to shame. Here, players can experience mind-blowing PvP and PvE battles and attempt to become rich off the server’s unique player-driven economy. Its Discord is not only a great place for getting to know other players but to find support as well. The clock is ticking, and adventure awaits; join the incredible WitherLand server and embark on an electrifying journey that will redefine Survival Minecraft servers everywhere!IP:play.witherland.top Port:25572 (Bedrock Only)Discord: https://discord.com/invite/symZQESR9H

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Bandit Craft

    Bandit Craft

    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft gaming destination – Bandit Craft! We’ve created an immersive and dynamic experience that combines the best of multiple worlds to satisfy all your gaming desires.– Custom Lobby: Step into our beautifully crafted lobby, a hub of possibilities where your adventure begins. From here, you can access a variety of exciting game modes and connect with players from all over the world.– Skyblock: Test your skills in our custom Skyblock world. Start with a tiny island and expand it into a thriving ecosystem using limited resources and ingenuity. Trade with other players and become the ultimate island tycoon.– Bedwars: Battle it out in thrilling Bedwars matches. Protect your bed while launching strategic offensives against other teams. With a variety of maps and tactics, you’ll be on the edge of your seat in every match.– Mob Arena: Challenge your combat prowess in our action-packed Mob Arena. Team up with friends or go solo as you face waves of increasingly powerful mobs. Collect rewards and prove your battle skills.– Survival SMP: For those seeking a classic Minecraft experience, we have our very own Survival SMP server. Join a thriving community of survival enthusiasts, build your dream base, and explore a world full of secrets and surprises.– Safe Community: Bandit Craft is committed to providing a safe and friendly environment for players of all ages. Our dedicated staff ensures that you can enjoy your gaming experience without any disruptions.Ready to embark on a grand adventure like no other? Join Bandit Craft today and explore a world where endless opportunities await. Our custom lobby serves as the gateway to a universe of games and experiences that will keep you entertained for hours.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 40

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Our New World

    Our New World

    Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • EggMC

    EggMC

    Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CapeDirt

    CapeDirt

    Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Mines Excavated: 4027
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Sunshine Network

    Sunshine Network

    Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Based MC

    Based MC

    Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Alanium MC

    Alanium MC

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • OdinCraft

    OdinCraft

    Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Animals Bred: 89 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Star Shards Collected: 199
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MineFreeze

    MineFreeze

    Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 137 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magic Items Found: 1366
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • King SMP

    King SMP

    King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8713 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Sovereign Craft

    Sovereign Craft

    Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Ores Mined: 8098
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 New Chunks Explored: 314077
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Kimucraft

    Kimucraft

    //GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40 Chimeras Created: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Zafirocraft Network

    Zafirocraft Network

    Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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