Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 4299 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Animals Bred: 196 Villages Defended: 18
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Mystical Network

    Mystical Network

    A Minecraft network server established in the Philippines, aiming to create an Asian Network server, to create a fun, peaceful, fair gameplay experience, and social community engagement!

    And we 100% preserve your progress, we treasure your dedication to playing here, as part of making our history in this server!

    In Mystical Network? We value our players 🙂

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Snorlex

    Snorlex

    hey there everyone, Snorlex will be back and running this thursday 25th of January. If you guys would like to play along side us, come and join our discord for more news :). Yes this is a full reset except for house builds that players have built in the town as they are permanent, same with new upcoming players if you build your houses there as long as you’re active your builds will be permanent. We welcome everybody, we have a lot of events coming up during the first week of release so make sure to come and join!

    Here are some sneak peaks of some new contents/buildings in our pixelmon

    Server is essentially non-pay to win other than our ranks. We dont sell any pokemons, we do have pokemon crates but they are only obtainable through, tournaments/events!

    Other than the ranks we do sell cosmetics for your characters to support our server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ZRGCloud

    ZRGCloud

    we have 10 ranks buyable with in-game currency, We offer just 2 ranks to be bought real money.* Player-Warps – Set your own Warp * Player Particles – Create your own custom Particles * Core Arena – Fight waves of mobs and earn rewards * Player-Shops – Create your sweet dream shop * Spawner-Collectors – Lets see how OP you are! * Jobs – Select your job today, Master it…. * Grief-Prevention – Protect your land today! * Rank-up – Can you get up to RANK GOD… * Quick-Shop – Easy to create your own today.. * Mob-To-Eggs – What is your Favorite Creature?  * Resource Worlds – No need to reset the main world or end or nether. Only the Resource Worlds. * So much more!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • StealBlock

    StealBlock

    Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft experience with our unique StealBlock mode, designed for those who crave the thrill of strategic gameplay, base building, and epic spawner heists! Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled journey filled with daring heists, massive bases, powerful alliances, and a world where every block is a potential target.Dynamic Heisting: Plot and execute daring spawner heists to steal the most coveted loot from your rivals. Plan your moves carefully, outsmart your opponents, and emerge victorious as the ultimate heist mastermind.Massive Base Building: Unleash your creativity as you build colossal bases to fortify your stolen spoils. Construct impenetrable fortresses, elaborate defenses, and secret passages to protect your treasures from would-be thieves.Team Up for Dominance: Form alliances with fellow players to create unstoppable teams. Strategize, communicate, and conquer the StealBlock world together. Your success depends on the strength of your alliances and the bonds you forge with your teammates.Crates and Rewards: Unlock exclusive rewards and rare items by opening crates scattered across the server. The more daring your heists, the greater the treasures you’ll uncover. Will you be the one to discover the most coveted loot?Ranks and Prestige: Climb the ranks of infamy and become a legendary figure in the StealBlock universe. Showcase your skills, earn prestige, and unlock powerful perks that will set you apart from the rest.Fair Play and Challenges: While the thrill of stealing spawners is at the core, we prioritize fair play and challenges. Engage in exciting competitions, face tough opponents, and revel in the satisfaction of outsmarting your rivals.Embark on a journey where cunning strategy, teamwork, and audacious heists define your success. Join StealBlock MC today and become a master of the art of thievery in a Minecraft universe where every stolen block tells a tale of triumph!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Bhoot MC

    Bhoot MC

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2322 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SL Network

    SL Network

    Who are we? SL Networkis India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(SL Network is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.slnetwork.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25583

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 379 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8306 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MCTribes Lifesteal

    MCTribes Lifesteal

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafted Realms

    Crafted Realms

    Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlossomBuilds

    BlossomBuilds

    BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Emeralds Found: 8641 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TalesHaven

    TalesHaven

    TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 400
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • VioletCity

    VioletCity

    VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Ores Mined: 3724 Enchantments Applied: 59
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 1230 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Hypiworld

    Hypiworld

    A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AppleNetwork

    AppleNetwork

    Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2265 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PokeValley

    PokeValley

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Magic Items Found: 2129
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Star Shards Collected: 212
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FoxSMP

    FoxSMP

    A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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