Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PlussyCraft Network

    PlussyCraft Network

    PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

    Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Kratos Minecraft

    Kratos Minecraft

    A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7763
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Givmehdiamonds Server

    Givmehdiamonds Server

    *50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

    IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Emeralds Found: 1925
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AsiaCraft

    AsiaCraft

    Asia-Craft

    Here are some quick facts about us!

    High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Craftsylvania

    Craftsylvania

    **Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

    **Features:**

    – just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

    **Rules:**

    – no hacked clients – no griefing

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafteemc

    Crafteemc

    Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

    Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

    Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineSworn Community

    MineSworn Community

    Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

    Established 2011

    We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

    under construction

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Mollyverse

    Mollyverse

    Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

    ********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

    **********

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HC Server

    HC Server

    Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

    Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

    Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

    Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

    HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

    Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • JimoMC

    JimoMC

    We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

    → Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

    Recently updated to 1.20.4

    → Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

    → Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

    → Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

    Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Ember Network

    Ember Network

    Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Hollowcraft

    Hollowcraft

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MVPLAY

    MVPLAY

    Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CyberMC

    CyberMC

    CYBERMC:

    OPEN BETA

    PVP

    LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

    MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

    JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 160 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Spadikam Anarchy

    Spadikam Anarchy

    Welcome to Spadikam Anarchy, a Minecraft realm where chaos reigns supreme. In this lawless expanse, players sculpt their destiny amidst towering fortresses and clandestine hideouts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form strategic alliances, and let your creativity run wild in this anarchic landscape. In Spadikam, every block laid is a brushstroke in the masterpiece of unregulated imagination.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Potions Brewed: 78 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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