Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Animals Bred: 35
Wilderness Tamed: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • House Of Gamers

    House Of Gamers

    House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2224 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minemu Network

    Minemu Network

    Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

    You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

    You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

    What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7973 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PixGrove

    PixGrove

    PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

    SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

    Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5790 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Potions Brewed: 33 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Hisparquia

    Hisparquia

    Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

    Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Ghoulcraft

    Ghoulcraft

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 296 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Zombie Dances: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Farms Harvested: 442
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Casual MC

    Casual MC

    Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

    Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

    IP: play.casualmc.net

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

    ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

    ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

    Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

    Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • FunDaily

    FunDaily

    Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Good luck!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5784 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TTVSMP Community Server

    TTVSMP Community Server

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MugroKraft

    MugroKraft

    MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

    (+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1501 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Potions Brewed: 192 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MC Chill and Play

    MC Chill and Play

    MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Mines Excavated: 2453
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BuildTheEarth

    BuildTheEarth

    Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

    BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

    Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

    Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

    If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Frostwire Gaming Survival

    Frostwire Gaming Survival

    Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Avalion

    Avalion

    It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Athios

    Athios

    Unique gamemode SEARCH AND DESTROY 2 Teams! 1.8 PVP Loads of kits to choose! Unique maps! Achievements, cosmetics, and more!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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