Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Ores Mined: 4842
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • 2b2t Japan

    2b2t Japan

    *There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2~1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

    IP: 2b2t.jp

    Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

    Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

    donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MCisle

    MCisle

    Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

    Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

    Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

    Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

    Join us at play.MCisle.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Worst Server Ever

    Worst Server Ever

    This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 470
    Runes Activated: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Star Shards Collected: 155

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • KivCraft

    KivCraft

    〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Emeralds Found: 7034 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Legends Mc

    Legends Mc

    This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Villages Defended: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PixelWorld Network

    PixelWorld Network

    At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

    **You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Rustic SMP

    Rustic SMP

    RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

    Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • United Factions

    United Factions

    United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 253 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Last Element Avatar Bending Server

    Last Element Avatar Bending Server

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Star Shards Collected: 251
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MundoPixels

    MundoPixels

    IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4378 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Zombie Dances: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TwistedMC

    TwistedMC

    TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

    Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

    Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

    Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Elyria Online

    Elyria Online

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Emeralds Found: 3833
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Build the Vote

    Build the Vote

    Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer

    Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

    Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

    Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

    Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

    IP: softslayer.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • EvaGens

    EvaGens

    EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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