Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • VioletSMP

    VioletSMP
    Violet SMP is a Minecraft server running on version 1.20. It’s a Survival server featuring PvP, land claims, a convenient /home command, and more. Join now to begin your new adventure, and for anything else in regard to the Violet SMP server, you can join its Discord

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Potions Brewed: 184 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Alphak

    Alphak

    Blood moons :red_circle: Blood moons are special nights that occur every 14 days where mobs become extremely powerful and drop special loot. There are hordes of mobs that are spawned throughout the world which are spawned to random players on the world. The Occurrence of Bloodmoons depends on which planet you are on. Some planets do not have blood moons and some planets have more frequent blood moons.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 445 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mine Goats

    Mine Goats

    Minecraft OP PvP Prisons Server! Rankup from A-Z to receive insane in game rewards, Prestige/Ascend for even better rewards. Custom Seasonal items with custom enchants aswell! Crates, Plots, PVP, Pickaxe Abilities, Pickaxe Custom enchants, Pickaxe Skins, Pets with abilities and many more features for you to enjoy! Version: 1.16-1.20.4 🙂

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Towns Built: 10 Zombie Dances: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • McEssence.com – A simple uncluttered minecraft server, no ranks, no economy, no P2W , no crates

    McEssence.com – A simple uncluttered minecraft server, no ranks, no economy, no P2W , no crates
    IP: McEssence.com – Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

    Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

    Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands. We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , just pure multiplayer minecraft.

    Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

    Joining on JavaJoining on Bedrock

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mitegun4Me (M4M)

    Mitegun4Me (M4M)

    M4M!! | =D | join| if you play every day when server is online you may win ONLINE rank!! This rank can be gained until 2/1/2021!!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Crops Grown: 3093 Alien Abductions: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Firecraft

    Firecraft

    Welcome to Fire Craft Network, a lifesteal server where you can experience the thrill of survival with a twist. In this server, you can steal hearts from other players to replenish your own health, or lose hearts to your enemies if you are not careful. You can also team up with your friends, build your base, and explore the custom biomes. Fire Craft Network is a server for players who love PvP and challenge. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this fiery world.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Dimension Hops: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Citrus Minecraft Server

    Citrus Minecraft Server
    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No Tomorrow

    No Tomorrow

    Spigot latest: factions luckperms world edit. Come play with us. Join our discord for community support. Shared bans don’t get caught cheating or griefing.

    new server startup get in early

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 313
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Banglamines Network

    Banglamines Network

    Port:- 1913

    BANGLAMINES A Bangladeshi Minecraft Server

    > Survival > Multiplayer > Economy > Ranks > Multiversion > Kits > Land Claim ​​​> More Exciting Things

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Star Shards Collected: 130
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Vanilla Vista SMP | Survival | Friendly | Semi-Vanilla | 1.20.1

    Vanilla Vista SMP | Survival | Friendly | Semi-Vanilla | 1.20.1
    IP: pmc.vanillavista.net

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Map: map.vanillavista.netDiscord: discord.gg/nJKRysvDHN

    Welcome to Vanilla Vista, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that provides an authentic survival server experience. Our SMP community is dedicated to providing a fun and friendly environment where players can explore, build, and interact with each other. With our land-claiming plugin, you can rest assured that there is no griefing and that your creations will remain safe.

    At Vanilla Vista, we believe in maintaining the true essence of Minecraft while still offering a few helpful plugins to enhance gameplay. Our goal is to provide an experience that captures the spirit of Minecraft’s survival server gameplay.

    Join us now and start your adventure in our brand-new world! Whether you are a seasoned player or new to the game, our community welcomes you to come and explore what our semi-vanilla Minecraft server has to offer.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Animals Bred: 194 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VeryFunUHC

    VeryFunUHC

    This is a new server so expect some lag. This server is a UHC server. !this is a safe and friendly server, if you make this server a not safe friendly server you will be banned! Have fun!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • A Eolica

    A Eolica

    Eólica is a Minecraft MMO (Massive Multiplayer Online) server, where players interact in a persistent and expansive world. Features include a vast map with cities and wilderness, a virtual economy, factions with politics and warfare, dynamic quests and events, character progression, dungeons and bosses, customization, PvP and PvE areas, seasonal events, and clan and alliance systems . We have several systems to make your experience fabulous! Get in now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ❤️ VerumNetwork [ 1.20.2 ] Enchant Shop ❤️

    ❤️ VerumNetwork [ 1.20.2 ] Enchant Shop ❤️
    34a94404cbd3baead64187454644a1ffede6454alogo.webp🌟 Welcome to VerumNetwork – Where Adventure Awaits! 🌟Embark on an unparalleled Minecraft journey with VerumNetwork, a server like no other! Immerse yourself in our unique survival gamemodes, meticulously crafted to deliver an unforgettable gaming experience.

    🔥 Discover Unprecedented Features:Dive into a world filled with highly configured plugins that breathe life into our server. From heart-pounding challenges to innovative gameplay mechanics, VerumNetwork sets the standard for next-level survival gaming. Our server is a haven for adventurers seeking more than the ordinary.

    💎 Unlock Rich Rewards:Experience the thrill of earning Keys and Lootboxes effortlessly through gameplay! VerumNetwork rewards your dedication with a seamless progression system, allowing you to unlock treasures, mysteries, and exclusive perks simply by playing. Every moment spent on our server brings you one step closer to extraordinary rewards.

    ⚔️ Lifesteal – A Game-Changing Mechanic:Prepare for battle with our in-development Lifesteal feature! As you conquer challenges and face off against foes, watch your health replenish, turning every encounter into an exhilarating experience. VerumNetwork takes survival to the next level, where every battle is a chance for triumph and recovery.

    🎉 Join the Adventure Today:Ready for an adventure that transcends the ordinary? Join us at play.verumnetwork.com and delve into the extraordinary world of VerumNetwork. Your journey begins now!

    🌐 Explore More:🏰 Website: VerumNetwork.com💬 Discord: Discord.VerumNetwork.com🛍️ Store: VerumNetwork.com/store🗳️ Voting: Vote.VerumNetwork.com

    Unleash your inner adventurer – VerumNetwork awaits! 🚀(Our Servers are running with BisectHosting, Check them out for a massive discount on servers!)

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Farms Harvested: 372
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • TheBuildingClan

    TheBuildingClan

    Join us today in “The Building’s Clan” We offer you a lot like:

    PVP CREATIVE SURVIVAL SKY WARS BEDWARS AND MUCH MORE!!!

    If you would like to be Staff/OP then please tell the administrator and they will give you a form.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Alien Abductions: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Hystate | Survival | In-Game Ranks | Economy | Toggleable PVP | Anti-Grief

    Hystate | Survival | In-Game Ranks | Economy | Toggleable PVP | Anti-Grief
    Welcome to HYSTATE!

    Survival | Land Claiming | Balanced Economy | Toggleable PVP | McMMO | In-Game Ranks | Piñata Party | Discord Integration | Supply Drops | Friendly Community | Dedicated Staff Team | Daily Login Rewards

    Version: 1.20+ | World Border: 40,000 x 40,000 | Difficulty: Normal

    Join us today to experience Hystate’s official Minecraft server!

    Play the server: pmc.hystate.com

    Join us on Discord: https://hystate.com/discord

    Visit our server store: https://store.hystate.com/

    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/hystate

    Map available here: https://map.hystate.com/

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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