Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ores Mined: 2126
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Aerouant Smp

    Aerouant Smp

    This is The Aerouant Smp

    >We have a strong, friendly, growing community and staff

    >The Smp is completely vanilla

    >Become a part of a group for a goal or idea.

    >We welcome content creators to stream and make videos on the Smp, I plan on posting some myself

    >We are looking for more staff specifically for the Smp as the server is getting larger and can no longer be managed by me and some friends

    We look forward to meeting you

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Freeworld Survival

    Freeworld Survival

    This server is a free world survival based server. We have a built up town that will provide everything that you may need or act as a perfect spot to roleplay and hang out with others. Outside the bounds, we have the wilderness where you can claim your own land and do with it what you wish. Come join us and enjoy.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6294 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FoxShot Realistic Creative Server

    FoxShot Realistic Creative Server
    FoxShot Realistic Creative Server.

    Themes: Trains, City, Military, Aviation, Ships, Infrastructure, etc.

    “I’ve built in single-player for a lot of my projects, but building on a server with a whole community would be a lot more fun. You can learn new things and make friends so I invite you to come! We have an entire world dedicated to building ships, trains and aircraft. “

    We are looking for aspiring realistic Minecraft builders!

    Geyser Bedrock Port: 19133How to join with Console Bedrock Server Xbox, PS5, Switch

    See our towns:

    /warp UK, /warp France, /warp Longview, /warp Foresthills, /warp bristow, etc.

    If interested in being [​Builder]please read Trial tutorial signs at /spawn or watch this video:

    Discord: discord.gg/3Fdvecb Dynmap: http://mc.craftyfoxe.com:3985/world download: www.planetminecraft.com/project/world-of-foxshot-project/
    Ban Appeals: send me a private message w/ reason of ban and why should we unban youFoxshot Wiki

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • UnchartedMC

    UnchartedMC

    Come join UnchartedMC the first ever skyblock/oneblock combined! So come and check it out only if you want to of course!!!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ❄️Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones • Faction • RP Server🔥

    ❄️Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones • Faction • RP Server🔥
    ❄️ Ice & Fire 🔥

    •Ice and Fire is the original Game of Thrones themed Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros, dating back almost 10 years. Roleplay, Survive, Embark on Quests, Join a great house, and become a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.

    •Begin your journey as a Wanderer from Kings Landing, where you can join one of the great houses from the Game of Thrones universe and explore a stunning recreation of lands from both Westeros and Essos. Players are encouraged to work togethor to make powerful alliances, grow their wealth, make their name known and earn Valuable Rewards. Engage in large PVP and PVE events where players can prove their honor, their cunning and of course earn valuable rewards! Do you have what it takes to win the Game of Thrones?

    ⏳ Regular Events- 🧭Quests- 🪙Economy-🚩Factions-📜Immersive Roleplay-🏰Expertly Detailed Castles-

    🔀Crossplay-
    ☠️Bosses-🗡️Bounties-
    🐎Jousting Minigame-💎Loot!
    🤎Friendly Staff-
    •For more info or to discuss, come join our community of over 500 members on discord:
    discord.gg/mYAPQbsSSD

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Countries & Nations Minecraft Server (MODDED 1.19.2) [GEOPOL ROLEPLAY] [CREATE] [FREEBUILD]

    Countries & Nations Minecraft Server (MODDED 1.19.2) [GEOPOL ROLEPLAY] [CREATE] [FREEBUILD]
    NEW 1/21/24: END UPDATE!

    CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay.

    On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!

    To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.

    https://discord.gg/MkErZgkHwG

    SOCIALSTiktok: @official_cnmcinstagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC OfficialWiki: CNMC Wiki

    LIVE DYNMAP: 0.0.0.0 (cnmc.us)

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Gods Slained: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Lyu MC

    Lyu MC

    Explore a vast Minecraft server offering an Earth map scaled impressively at 1:500 ratio. Dive into a world brimming with custom items, textures, and an array of captivating content. Discover new adventures, build magnificent structures, and embark on epic journeys across continents. Join a thriving community of players and immerse yourself in endless possibilities on this unique server experience. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, there’s something for everyone to enjoy in this rich and dynamic Minecraft environment. Start your adventure today and witness the wonders of this meticulously crafted world.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 146 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Zombie Lynx Gaming

    Zombie Lynx Gaming

    Skyblock, Bedwars, Survival, Creative, Great place for friends to hang out and have a good time. Everyone is welcome

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 224 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Villages Defended: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5421 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Apex Network

    Apex Network
    **# Join Apex Network #**

    **Apex Network is a new Minecraft server that was recently opened to the public.

    Current gamemodes:– Factions– SMP– Kitpvp – Creative

    Gamemodes under development (soon to come):– Bedwars– Skyblock– and many more!**

    If you could join it would be highly appreciated!

    Link to the Discord:***# discord.com/invite/CkU3QFkCK5 #***

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • 🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain}

    🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain}
    Discord for more info/announcements: https://discord.parallelmc.org

    Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain} Minecraft Server

    Server Features:

      🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain} Minecraft Server
      Server Rules:
        No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)Be respectful & use common sense when interacting with other players through chat and gameplayDon’t cause excessive lag (tick farms, too many mobs, etc.)PVP is not allowed unless all involved parties consent to itA fuller set of rules can be found on our Discord server!
      🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain} Minecraft ServerServer IP = play.parallelmc.org

      For more info, including a full set of rules and additional specifics about how our server is customized, join our Discord server: https://discord.parallelmc.org

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.4 / 5
      Dragons Tamed: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
      Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 6
      Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
      Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
      Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0

      Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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    • KoalaServers | 1.20.4, Survival, Creative, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Ranks, Player Shops, McMMO, Jobs!

      KoalaServers | 1.20.4, Survival, Creative, Land Claiming, Anti-Grief, Economy, Ranks, Player Shops, McMMO, Jobs!
      KoalaServers SMPKoalaServers SMP is a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ranshops, and warps.KoalaServersWe have a PvE world, which is our main economy survival world. Creative plots, resource world.

      KoalaServers

      /AHTrade with other players!

      /SHOPWe aim to take the boring out, while still keeping the core challange/thrill of mining and collecting items!

      LAND CLAIMINGClaim land for you and your friends,build up a small town together or conquer the world!

      NPC’sInteract with NPC’s! (Work in progress)

      Join our Discord server and chat with other players,plus stay up-to-date with announcements and event happeningsYou can also chat to the Minecraft server to players online!

      https://www.koalaservers.net/discord

      MCMMO and leveling

      Player Warps

      Player Shops

      Vote crates & parties

      Events!

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
      Rating: 4.5 / 5
      Divine Spears Created: 22 Gryphons Tamed: 1
      Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
      Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
      Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Emeralds Found: 9595
      Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

      Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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    • GovernByPower

      GovernByPower

      Hello, and thank you checking out the server. Right off the bat I want say, this is a home hosted server, so expect a few small hiccups with the server from time to time, although it runs pretty well. Right now, the server is in its early stages, we don’t have many active players. I’ve been promoting it though my small YouTube channel, Gordon Dreaming. At the moment I have 110 subscribers. If you want to be a part of a growing channels community, this might be what you’re looking for. I stream on the server quite often. Right, I should talk about the server now. So, this is a Faction Roleplaying SMP server, meaning that you create a faction, do things like going to war for example. You roleplay while having social interaction with other members. The faction plugin we use is Medieval Factions. A good faction plugin all around. We also have chest shops; chest shops allow you to sell items in chest. Last notable plugin we have is Dynmap, a website that host a 2D view of the server world. We have a lot more plugins and I’m always adding. So, if all of this seems fun, why not give the server a shot? Maybe even become a part of the small community by joining the discord! Lastly don’t expect a lot from the server.

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.2 / 5
      Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
      Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
      Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
      Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
      Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20

      Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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    • Kalif

      Kalif

      welcome, i Kalif its just normal survival server. we have plugins for survival. discord: https://discord.gg/YVkBhJan6w join now! mc.kalif.fun:25583

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.3 / 5
      Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
      Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
      Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
      Royal Courts Attended: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
      Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    • CubeSMP

      CubeSMP

      An extraordinary server with a great deal of player fun added to the endless possibilities for original development of your economy.

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.5 / 5
      Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
      Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
      Magic Crystals Found: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
      Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 134
      Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

      Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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    • Varsk

      Varsk

      A Modded Political RP Survival server, take control of a province within the Republic of Varsk, govern your affairs, or run for Federal office!

      Serve your Citizens in a provincial legislature, run for Parliament, or even serve in cabinet! Or just chill in the middle of nowhere on a farm, the choice is yours!

      Whatever you want your path to be, a farmer from nowhere, a former guerilla fighter trying to adjust, or one who never laid down their arms, its yours to forge. So what are you waiting for, Join Today!

      (Modpack is only available on the Discord server and membership in the DC is required to be able to vote and/or hold office)

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
      Rating: 4.1 / 5
      Emeralds Found: 1383 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
      Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
      Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
      Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
      Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

      Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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