Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Villages Defended: 16
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BeastMC

    BeastMC

    A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

    Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]
    Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

    📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

    ⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

    ⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

    Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

    Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Enchantments Applied: 207
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Globe SMP S2

    Globe SMP S2
    New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7389 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Star Shards Collected: 232

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Eternity Factions

    Eternity Factions

    Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheZoo

    TheZoo
    simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • OfficialFactions

    OfficialFactions

    An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Animals Bred: 154
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Legion MC

    Legion MC

    We’re thrilled to announce the launch of Legion MC!

    Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to bring you a premium gameplay to keep you intrigued.

    In our survival server you’ll gather resources, form alliances, and earn crate keys by defeating bosses and earning in-game currency.

    Unlock unique enchants, cosmetics, and ranks by purchasing crate keys and ranks from our online store. With our commitment to delivering high quality features and performance we also guarantee excellent support to our players . Our next upcoming gamemode to be released is factions so stay tuned as we introduce new features weekly and new ways to progress and make money in-game.

    Join our thriving community now!

    50% off all ranks and cosmetics in the store !

    Store: LegionMC.tebex.io

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Zinho

    Mine Zinho

    Mine Zinho is a Minecraft Survival server in version 1.20.4, with Grief Defender, Mcmmo, Jobs, ShopGUI, among others. Come play and have fun with us!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8804 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

    The MyZia SMP / Create Together!
    The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft ServerThe MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft ServerIf you’re looking for a nostalgic longterm serveror just want visit our amazing world,you’ve come to the right place.The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

    We Offer:

    Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:

    Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)

    Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)

    Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)

    Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)

    Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)

    Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)

    Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)

    Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)

    Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)

    Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)Background Server Features:

    Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)

    No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)

    Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)

    Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)Functional build protection.**

    Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.

    There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging)** Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.

    

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Gravity Labs

    Gravity Labs

    This is the official server of the next generation gamer social media! Come here, and play with your friends in some of the best gamemodes you can find!

    Our official websites: gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official website. mc.gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official Minecraft server website.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server

    Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server
    Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft ServerEmpire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP Minecraft server. Experience expansive class based combat, both attacking and defending locations from the Lord of the Rings novels and Films. Each map features a new array of play-styles for you to try out and master, as well as new custom built locations to explore and discover.

    Join us, and experience firsthand the magical excitement that only Empire War can offer. Embark on a journey where you will battle, conquer, and shape your own destiny, all within a world where legends are forged: the future of Middle Earth is in the palm of your hand!

    Join the forces of Mordor, Isengard, Haradrim, and more evil factions. Conquer Helm’s Deep as an Uruk-Hai general, besiege Minas Tirith with hordes of trolls, or raid the fields of Edoras riding dreadful wargs! Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft Server

    Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft Server Or choose to fight for the free peoples of Middle-Earth. Defend the ruins of Osgiliath, or protect the ancient Halls of Moria! Push back the assaults on Erebor or end the evil once and for all at the doorstep of Mordor at the Black Gate!

    Whatever you want to do, whatever side you want to fight for, Empire War allows you to jump right into Middle-Earth and feel like you’re actually part of its world.

    Join now with the IP:

    – lotr.empirewar.org

    – play.empirewar.org

    – mc.empirewar.org

    Join our Discord server!

    https://discord.gg/ydvVkCX

    ~

    See you soon!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • GxNetwork

    GxNetwork

    Welcome to GXNetwork, the premier PvP practice server designed for Minecraft version 1.20 enthusiasts! Dive into a relentless battlefield where the action never ceases. GXNetwork offers an unparalleled PvP experience, catering to both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike. Engage in epic duels, exhilarating team battles, and intense free-for-alls within our dynamic environment.

    Join a vibrant community of PvP aficionados, where competition is fierce and camaraderie runs deep. With our robust ranking system, track your progress, climb the leaderboards, and earn recognition as one of the top fighters on the server. GXNetwork prides itself on balanced gameplay mechanics, ensuring a fair and competitive experience for all participants. From meticulously crafted maps to carefully curated item pools, every aspect of the server is optimized for maximum enjoyment and challenge.

    Whether you prefer strategic 1v1 encounters or chaotic group skirmishes, GXNetwork offers a diverse range of PvP modes to satisfy your adrenaline cravings. With regular updates and new content releases, there’s always something fresh and exciting to discover. Forge alliances, test your skills, and rise to the top in our ever-evolving PvP arena.

    Are you ready to prove your mettle and dominate the battlefield? Join GXNetwork today and embark on your journey to PvP supremacy!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9477 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Play Survival! play-survival.com (Fully updated to 1.20)

    Play Survival! play-survival.com (Fully updated to 1.20)
    The name of the server is quite self-explanatory. Join today if you crave Minecraft survival! We have some features to enhance the experience, but we keep it semi-vanilla. We have land claims, grief protection (including rollbacks), mcmmo, and economy. You’re gonna love it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ⚔️ Tillage – Modded Medieval Roleplay

    ⚔️ Tillage – Modded Medieval Roleplay
    ⚔️ Tillage - Modded Medieval Roleplay Minecraft Server⚔️ Tillage - Modded Medieval Roleplay Minecraft ServerIf you’re looking for a medieval modded server,you’ve come to the right place.

    Tillage requires a modpack to join.You can find Tillage on Modrinth. Modrinth Documentation | Modrinth Documentation

    The official server is integrated into the modpack.So you can just download and start playing!​There’s a Discord, where players can chat and connect with each other outside of the game. Events and games are regularly held, adding to the fun and relaxed atmosphere of the server. Members can also enter raffles or even be picked as “Player of the Month”!Alex’s MobsBackpackedBetter CombatLand ClaimingBiomes O’ PlentyFarmer’s DelightDynamic TreesEmotecraftFairy LightsMinecraft Comes AliveSerene SeasonsSpice of LifeThirst–150+ Custom Configured Mods.* Modpack is subject to change, and updates.

    Tillage on Discord

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • True SMP

    True SMP

    Welcome to True SMP. We are a new survival server that offers a lot of quality of life improvements without taking away from the “True” Minecraft multiplayer experience. Our aim here is to make a friendly community full of involved players and deliver an exciting and fun experience for everyone. Life can be stressful but here you can sit back relax, ease your mind and enjoy some gaming. Interested? Launch Minecraft 1.20.2 and enter the following IP in your multiplayer menu! – JAVA – TrueSMP.mc.gg BEDROCK – 5.62.71.12:22597

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 168 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Crops Grown: 7780
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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