Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Athena’s Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim]

    Athena’s Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim]
    Come join now at

    iptraffic.ddns.net:8085
    Java 1.20+

    Looking for a long-term Minecraft home?

    Athena's Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim]  Minecraft ServerAthena's Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim]  Minecraft ServerAthena's Kingdoms [Custom World Generation] [Dungeons, Bosses, RPG-Items] [Pets & Mounts] [Land-Claim]  Minecraft Server

    More ranks coming soon…
    All ranks are obtainable over PLAY TIME

    You may also obtain addition ranks along side these, such as Donation ranks Gold, Diamond, or Emerald

    or our Content Creator YouTube and TikTok ranks!
    Come join now at
    iptraffic.ddns.net:8085
    Java 1.20+

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Farms Harvested: 953
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mines Excavated: 3352
    Gods Slained: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpicraft

    Carpicraft

    We are CARPICRAFT, an upgradeable Survival Custom and SkyGrid server!! We have just started with the start of season 3 and we want to invite you to be part of our community!! We have: Jobs Bosses Pets Store Skygrid Own economy BloodMoon And much more!! IP: carpicraft.sv.com.ar 1.16 – 1.19.3 JAVA

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OniCraft

    OniCraft

    Come check out any of our servers! They all work on a Grey-list feature, meaning you can log into the servers, move around, test the latency, and check out spawn, all without being white-listed. Once you are registered and promoted to member on our site, you can build, claim land, and use the numerous features that set us apart from other servers. If you are looking to go straight for the application page, you can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/join.

    Make sure to check out our Guide to Oni, listing the rules, features, and other info regarding our servers. You can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/guide.

    Use the IP(s) below to log in! OniCraft Server IP: OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Bukkit Vanilla) OniTech Server IP: OniTech.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Technic Mod-Pack) Mumble IP: central1.voice.enjin.com:60645 (Free to use Voice Chat) Website: www.oniclangaming.com (Free to use WebsiteForums) Server Stream: www.twitch.tv/camtaro

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nova Survival

    Nova Survival

    Nova Survival is a plugin based server. Survival mechanics as well as other mechanics of Minecraft have been changed. Staff is extremely helpful when it comes to this due to the extreme content there is in the plugins we use. We look forward to seeing you come on the server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Mine Mine no Mi Server

    Mine Mine no Mi Server

    Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vcraft enhanced survival

    Vcraft enhanced survival
    Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

    The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!
    The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft ServerWelcome to the Atlas Project!

    Server Address/IP

    play.mc-atlas.com

    We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

    >> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

    “So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

    You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

    But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

    Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

    Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

    Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

    Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

    Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

    Custom and Featured Mechanics

    * Found Nations and Towns.

    * Player-Driven Diplomacy

    * Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

    * Dynamic Economy.

    * Custom Gear System

    * Magic and Spellcasting.

    * Massive Dungeons.

    * Hundreds of Quests.

    * Legendary Items.

    * Custom Crops and Agriculture.

    * Extensive Lore & RP Events.

    * 100+ Unique Fish.

      Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

      Renders: GuildsMC

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.9 / 5
      Crops Grown: 6950 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
      Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
      Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
      Blood Moons Survived: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
      Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Star Shards Collected: 298

      Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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      GYAT.Minewind.net
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    • MonsterCraft

      MonsterCraft

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.2 / 5
      Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
      Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
      Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
      Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
      Herobrine Sightings: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

      New Minecraft Server
      GYAT.Minewind.net
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    • Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

      Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |
      Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

      Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

      Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

      Features:

        1.8 combatCraftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe)Custom enchantsMC Versions 1.9.4+OP in game kitsOP Anarchy server (Custom enchants, Slime fun, Jobs, OP mobs, etc)Vanilla anarchy Server (No kits, No shop, No Slime fun. 100% Vanilla.)Kit PvP serverHacks allowed (Minus fly hacks)Cross play (Bedrock and java compatible)Good and Fair EconomyEnd and nether enabledLag freeVoting rewards with /voteServer shopAnd much more!!

        At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.6 / 5
      Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
      Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
      Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
      Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
      Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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      GYAT.Minewind.net
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    • PianMC

      PianMC

      — PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

      (The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

      You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

      You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
      Rating: 4.7 / 5
      Animals Bred: 35 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
      Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
      Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
      Dragon Eggs Found: 1516 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
      Invisible Walls Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

      Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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    • Dog lifesteal

      Dog lifesteal

      Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.9 / 5
      Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
      Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
      Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
      Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
      Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

      A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}
      Hello gamers,

      Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

        Extremely high mob spawn rate (70 mobs can spawn around each player).

        Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

        Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

        No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

        Active staff that run build events.

        Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

        Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

        Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

        No pay to win crap in the survival world.

      Server info

      Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

      Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

      Running: 1.19.4

      Location: Montreal, Canada

      Difficulty: Hard.

      Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

      Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.4 / 5
      Chimeras Created: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
      Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
      Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
      Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
      Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

      Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    • ParrotSMP

      ParrotSMP

      The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.9 / 5
      Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
      Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
      Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
      Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
      Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

      Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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    • The Brothercraft Network

      The Brothercraft Network

      Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

      Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

      We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.4 / 5
      Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 7
      Magic Items Found: 1627 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
      Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
      Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
      Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Farms Harvested: 409

      Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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    • PvPBulgaria

      PvPBulgaria

      PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

      – Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

      Updated October 6, 2024

      Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.7 / 5
      Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 New Chunks Explored: 249496
      Love Letters Sent: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
      Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
      Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 5
      Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

      Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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