Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Dragons Tamed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FurryMC

    FurryMC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ FurryMC Minecraft Server

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DWO – Doctor Who Minecraft Server

    DWO – Doctor Who Minecraft Server
    DWO - Doctor Who Minecraft Server Minecraft Server

    DWO - Doctor Who Minecraft Server Minecraft Server

    Looking to appeal a ban? Please don’t post here!We won’t respond to people trying to get unbanned here, we have a proper place for those on our forums where we will reply to them all equally. Please ask there!Appeal here!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Vanarchy

    Vanarchy

    Vanilla Anarchy | Vanarchy Public! | Lifesteal+ Infuse SMP| Custom Enchants, Higher Level Enchants! | We need 15 ACTIVE MEMBERS to start the season! Make sure to Invite your friends! (Join the Discord!)

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System |

    ⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System |
    ⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System | Minecraft Server🌐 IP: pmc.SiphonMC.net

    🎮 Version: Java Edition 1.20.1/Bedrock

    🌍 Server Location: USA

    🌲Survival SMP 🌲 JUST RELEASED TODAY!!!

    🔹 Minions 🤖: Hire little minions to perform tasks for you automatically, such as mining, building, and breeding animals!

    🔹 Claiming System 🚩: Protect your hard work! Raiding is not allowed, and players can claim land to keep their builds safe from griefing.

    🔹 Improved Auction House 🏷️: Buy and sell items with ease through our revamped Auction House!

    🔹 Custom Enchants ✨: Enhance your gear with unique custom enchantments and explore our custom enchanting system!

    🔹 Boss Fights 🐲: Take on powerful bosses in epic battles and claim valuable loot as your reward!

    🔹 Clan System 👥: Form alliances, create clans, and conquer the world together!

    🩸 Lifesteal Server 🩸

    🔹 Lifesteal SMP💔: Defeat opponents to steal their hearts and showcase your PvP skills!

    🔹 No Protections ⚔️: Unleash your combat prowess! There are no protections, making every encounter intense and thrilling.

    🔹 Daily Boss Fights 🔥: Prepare for epic daily battles against formidable bosses and claim their valuable loot!

    🔹 Custom Biomes and Structures 🏞️: Explore our unique world with custom biomes and structures to discover!

    🔹 Player Shops 🏪: Set up your own shops and participate in our player-driven economy!

    🌐 Join now and become part of our vibrant and welcoming community at Play.SiphonMC.net ! Whether you seek adventure in our Survival SMP or blood-pumping battles in our Lifesteal realm, SiphonMC awaits your arrival! 🎉

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Mines Excavated: 3380 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Gamingaus.net

    Gamingaus.net

    Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Gorium

    Gorium

    A survival server with several original mechanics, we have Warps for pvp and pve a 2-coin economy simultaneously. And what are you waiting for to enter?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Gemper’s Place

    Gemper’s Place
    Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below!

    Community:

    At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join with fellow members, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!

    Vote Crates:

    Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.

    Bedrock Compatibility:

    No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve integrated Bedrock compatibility via geryser, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Edition. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.

    Grief Protection:

    Building without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!

    Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Mythic FarLands

    Mythic FarLands

    +++ Mythic FarLands Map +++

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    Welcome to the Mythic FarLands!

    Our server is a custom survival server, designed to blend Vanilla Minecraft sandbox play with RPG style game mechanics! There are tons of new items and new features to give you endless options as to how you approach the game, which should help prevent Minecraft burnout!

    Start your journey in the Mythic Mountains, a safe place to gain your bearings. Be sure to check out the shops for items to help you in your travels! You may want to get yourself a job while you’re here, you’ll need money to purchase Land claims and items from currency-based shops. Be sure to pick a job that fits your gameplay style to maximize your income!

    When you’re ready, set out to find a new area to call your own, and start growing your empire! Once you’ve found your new home, be sure to claim the area to protect against griefing, mob spawning, or attacks! As your land grows you may want to add members to build your society! Level up your land to gain special perks!

    While playing you will also earn Rank XP, which will level up your player rank. Levelling up rewards you with special tokens that can be used to purchase stat boosts, perks, or even super powers!

    As you continue your adventure you will find rare and one-of-a-kind items to help you become powerful and prosperous!

    OR… be a hermit, avoid the hustle and bustle and live the simple life with your sheep and your dog, Scooter.

    There’s an endless number of things you can do in the Mythic FarLands, how will you become the most powerful player in the Land? Will you run a successful shop, or maybe even a Mall? Perhaps you’ll build houses and sell Real Estate? Or maybe you’ll specialize in farming a certain valuable item and selling it to other players and the server?

    The choice is yours!

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    FEATURES– Proximity Voice Chat– Server Discord– One-of-a-Kind Economy– Land Claims with Grief Protection, teams, and wars– TP Commands– Sethome commands– “Build-your-own” Rank perks system– Vote Rewards and Vote Shop– Custom world generation & structures

    FUN– Server Events– Mini-games, Challenges, and Quests– Trivia Nights– Casino Games– Loot Crate rewards– Awesome and powerful custom Weapons!– Hundreds of new items!– Custom Mobs– Custom Dragons– Vehicles like Cars, planes, tanks, go carts, UFO…– Villager Markets and Remote Markets– Mob heads and Micro-Blocks!– Server Lotteries– Fishing Tournaments– Super Powers– Element Bending– Wars– Pets– Morphs– Mounts– Gadgets

    RULES:

    1: NO HACKED CLIENTSThis is the most important rule! While for the most part our server is “Anything Goes,” we DO NOT allow the use of hacked clients for the purpose of x-raying, flying, auto-aim/click, chest esp, KillAura, Freecam, etc. Hacking will result in a ban! We also do not allow any Bot mods, such as Baritone or any other add-on that mines/builds/plays for you. Any add-on that gives you an obvious advantage over vanilla players, such as anything that alters your movement speed or reduces damage taken are not allowed.

    2: NO DUPINGPlayers are not allowed to use any method or exploit to duplicate items! Doing so will result in a ban!

    3: NO HATE SPEECH OR THREATENING LANGUAGE!You know what we mean. There are certain things you just shouldn’t say, and saying them on our server will get you banned! You will be warned if you’re bordering on hateful/violent speech, but you WILL NOT receive a warning if you use extreme derogatory terms! Also, please be mindful of sexual references or language. If a player complains about an inappropriate statement, we will consider it harassment and you will at the very LEAST be muted! PROFANITY IS ALLOWED!

    4: NO GRIEFING CLAIMED AREASWhile we do have a land claim plugin on our server to protect your builds, it is against the rules to attempt/succeed in finding ways to bypass the claim protections and grief protected builds.

    Unprotected areas are free-for-all, and griefing claimed areas IS allowed during wars/skirmishes between factions if the Nation’s agree to allow griefing in advance.

    5: MULTI-ACCOUNTINGWhile there may be exceptions to this due to personal arrangements, in general the use of multiple accounts is not allowed.

    Exceptions may include things like needing a second profile for recording videos or having a second account that you allow a friend or family member to use.

    6: SPAMMING/ CHAT ABUSEChat spamming, log in/out spamming, or any other means used to annoy players via chat will get you muted and/or tempbanned! Also, promoting other servers in our chat is frowned upon, and could get you muted/banned if you’re attempting to poach players from the server.

    7: PLAYER TOXICITYThis is a harder line to define, but basically the server Admins, at their own discretion, will jail or ban players deemed to be “toxic” to the server. In general, this means any player that conducts themselves or engages in play in a manner that detracts from the safety or enjoyment of one or more other players.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Silocraft

    Silocraft

    Welcome to SiloCraft!

    Feeling neglected and abused? Always being grieved and lagged out? Then look no further! This is where you’ll find solutions to all your problems. Silocraft offers you fast and stable servers with a friendly and welcoming community. We have a range of servers tailored to your playing style.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 302 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • tynker

    tynker

    Jackson’s Tynker Minecraft world -this is for creative Tynker programming and planning coding programs

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 159 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SavagePvP

    SavagePvP

    SavagePvP is Minecraft Faction server. just released, I come join the fun for crate key alls, giveaways etc. In the future I want to add skyblock, prisons etc. 1.8-1.19x

    SavagePvP.net

    Discord.gg/SavagePvP

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PureSurvival | Updated to 1.20!

    PureSurvival | Updated to 1.20!
    Hello!

    PureSurvival is just that, a purely survival server. There are a few basic commands but thats it!We hope everyone has a fun time and gets along!

    If you need help with any grief or cheaters, ask in #help

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Dimension Hops: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Havok

    Havok

    The Havok server is whatever you want to it to be, some say it’s like a factions. It has shop, arena, voting every Friday, mini games like Spleef, Parkour, Mazes, Skywars, TNT Run, Hunger Games and more coming soon! It supports Spanish, Japanese, German, English and more coming soon!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • [BYNMC] Prominence II RPG [Looking for Builders/Staff]

    [BYNMC] Prominence II RPG [Looking for Builders/Staff]
    Welcome to the Bynadar Minecraft Network!

    We are a brand new network looking for members, builders, and staff!

    Please head HERE to join our discord and get more information!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Craft Portugal 1.2.4

    Craft Portugal 1.2.4

    Minecraft PT 1.2.4 server you can join without having the original game. We have unlimited Clans, levels, events, and slots. The server is hosted and is connected 24 hours a day. Come to our website http://www.craftportugal.info IP TEAMSPEAK 3 – devils-ts.dyndns.org

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4342 Zombie Dances: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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