Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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