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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6398 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 2409 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 7676 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3182 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!